The Velvet Teen – Noi Boi…
God, this song brings back so many good memories… From the album Cum Laude!
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Five Lame Ways to Improve Your Quality of Life…
Been trying to enhance the daily grind. Sick of bumbling through space; tired of being blue; wanna take the bull by the horns, look life in the eye; make it mine and spin my world around. 1. ‘James...
View ArticleCan’t stop listening to ‘Com Truise’ and getting all existential and...
Something changed. I lost my naive idealism and optimistic outlook on the world. For some reason I stopped caring so much about the little things, even though they’re the ones that constitute the most...
View ArticleRetard Food…
This video makes me wanna go out there and do things. Is this the funniest video on the internet? Is it morally wrong to use the word ‘retard’ or are people that say so just ‘retarded’? Is it wrong...
View ArticleLove Can’t Touch Its Toes…
How could such an effusive and unrestrained display of happiness make me feel so queasy? Have you ever seen anybody look so fetching in green sequins? Can black people really dance better than white...
View ArticleLou Reed Wants To Tickle Your Ass…
Lou Reed has really let himself go since that whole Metallica debacle. Feels bad man. Is this video ‘too hot for TV’? What are your opinions on ass tickling? Does this guy even remotely resemble Lou...
View ArticleNice Peace Nice Peace…
Think I finally understand the appeal of Japanese schoolgirls. Is Japan really was weird as the West makes out? Does the fact that the singer is dressed as a schoolgirl enhance the quality of his...
View ArticlePSY – GANGNAM STYLE…
With every passing second you will realise what a pusillanimous and insipid human being you have become. Your life is wasted and nearly over and the flower of potential will fail to bloom because you...
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All Hail the Coffee Jerks…
Went to the supermarket: Floated aimlessly through the aisles and the empty spaces, past the boxes and the tins and the chemicals. Began to feel out of place: Horrified by the sweat stains and the...
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